This 1” x 3” oval button will indicate to all observers that you are engaging in double clowning. This activity is gaining double the popularity, and is on the cusp of supplanting baseball as America’s pastime.

Don’t get caught double clownin’ without this indicator, or the Double Clowns’ Union will be serving you clowning violation forms in duplicate (one copy for your reference).

Thar ain’t too many of these bad boys, so treat your favorite strap, jacket, or gig bag to one before they’re gone!

DISCLAIMER: This statement had not been evaluated by the Food & Drug Administration.